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Douglas AdamsIn the old days, writers used to sit in front of a typewriter and stare out of the window. Nowadays, because of the marvels of convergent technology, the thing you type on and the window you stare out of are now the same thing.
Douglas AdamsMany men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.
Douglas AdamsWhen people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
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