Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things

Very strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill.

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

‎If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a hand out of a corner..." "Yeah?" "Please don't hesitate to get lost.

Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.