Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.

Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.

Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.