The more I think about our species the more I think we just do stuff and make up explanations later when asked. But it's not true that I would rather write than read. I would rather read than write. To be honest I would rather hang upside down in a bucket than write.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?

Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else becomes eerily easy.

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't cope with.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.