There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole.

The Universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore.

If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever made to make the stand out. They're all indexed and cross-referenced. See? All I can suggest is that if you take decisions that are exactly opposite to the sort of decisions that I've taken, then maybe you won't finish up at the end of your life" --she paused, and filled her lungs for a good should--"in a smelly old cave like this!

There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.