There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole.

The seat received him in a loose and distant kind of way, like an aunt who disapproves of the last fifteen years of your life and will therefore furnish you with a basic sherry, but refuses to catch your eye.

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.