You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.

The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up.

Even the evil-looking bird perched on a rod in the bar had stopped screeching out the names and addresses of local contract killers, which was a service it provided for free.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.

One is never alone with a rubber duck.