How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the present.

Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.

You turn the computer into the storyteller and the player into the audience, like in the old days when the storyteller would actually respond to the audience, rather than just having the audience respond to the storyteller. I had an enormous amount of fun, actually, working on that.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.