Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

You've seen what you've seen; you've felt what you've felt. Ideology is for people who don't trust their own experiences and perceptions of the world.

I guess the thing about exposing your heart is that people may not even notice it. Like a flop movie. Or they'll borrow your heart and they'll forget to return it to you.

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.

Los Angelenos dress like they've been focus-grouped.