Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

If you want to get close to somebody, you have to tell him or her something intimate about yourself. They'll tell you something intimate in return, and if you keep this going, maybe you'll end up in love.

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.

I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day

So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.