The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.

When you are young, you always expect that the world is going to end. And then you get older and the world still chugs along and you are forced to re-evaluate your stance on the apocalypse as well as your own relationship to time and death. You realize that the world will indeed continue, with or without you, and the pictures you see in your head. So you try to understand the pictures instead.

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

Back in the late 1970's, when I was fifteen years old, I spent every penny I then had in the bank to fly across the continent in a 747 jet to Brandon, Manitoba, deep in the Canadian prairies, to witness a total eclipse of the sun.

People will always choose more money over more sex