The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.

What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we're not animals?

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness.

What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.