Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

When you are young, you always expect that the world is going to end. And then you get older and the world still chugs along and you are forced to re-evaluate your stance on the apocalypse as well as your own relationship to time and death. You realize that the world will indeed continue, with or without you, and the pictures you see in your head. So you try to understand the pictures instead.

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.

All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.