And in his heart, I think, he's now learned what I came to believe, which is, as I've said all along, that the sun may burn brightly, and the faces of children may be plump and achingly sweet, but in the air we breathe, in the water we drink and in the food we share, there will always be darkness in this world.

Purchased experiences don't count.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?

Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!