Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

When the world throws you too much information, the only way you can stay sane or survive is to look for pattern recognition. Amidst all the blurs, is there a constellation that emerges, is there a straight line that's emerging. I think as long as you keep your mind in the palce where you're actively looking for patterns, you may not be safe, but you're going to feel safe, I think.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

Only the disenfranchised can party with abandon.

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?