Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.

I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.

I have always liked the idea of Superman because I have always liked the idea that there is one person in the world who doesn’t do bad things. And that there is one person in the world who is able to fly.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is fantastic. It's volcanic and sexy and utterly unlike anything I've read before. It feels like the future in a dazzling way that has nothing to do with looking backward. It's been a long wait for a new novel from Mark Leyner, but worth it. Ten out of ten from me.

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.