With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

Here's what I think: the five most unattractive traits in people are cheapness, clinginess, neediness, unwillingness to change and jealousy. Jealousy is the worst, and by far the hardest to conceal.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

I thought about how odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people. The only activities I could think of that humans do that have no animal equivalent were smoking, body-building and writing. That's not much, considering how special we seem to think we are.

We are all of us born with a letter inside us, and that only if we are true to ourselves, may we be allowed to read it before we die.