Los Angelenos dress like they've been focus-grouped.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to an unchanged person.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

I guess the thing about exposing your heart is that people may not even notice it. Like a flop movie. Or they'll borrow your heart and they'll forget to return it to you.

Letting go of randomness is one of the hardest decisions a person can make.