The heart of a man is like deep water

What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.

Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had other people hurt us. To a younger me this sounded like luck; to an older me this sounds like a quiet tragedy.

It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family - it's just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.

It's not healthy to live life as a succession of isolated little cool moments.