The heart of a man is like deep water

Keep your treasure to yourself.

Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.

Here's what I think: the five most unattractive traits in people are cheapness, clinginess, neediness, unwillingness to change and jealousy. Jealousy is the worst, and by far the hardest to conceal.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.