Canadian winters are long. Life is hard and so is ice.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.

Negative? Moi? I think realistic might be a better word. You mean to tell me we can drive all the way here from L.A. and see maybe ten thousand square miles of shopping malls, and you don't have maybe just the weentsiest inkling that something, somewhere has gone very very cuckoo?

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.