Beware of the corporate invasion of private memory.

People will always choose more money over more sex

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.

I really do force myself to not be fully engaged with all the technology at once, just because I have an addictive personality and I get too into it.

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.