Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.

OPTION PARALYSIS: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.

Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.

Sometimes you can't realize you're in a bad mood until another person enters your orbit.

I was sick of wanting money. I was sick of being without a goal.

Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.