Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

As the expression goes, we spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

In the end, I think the relationships that survive in this world are the ones where two people can finish each other's sentences. Forget drama and torrid sex and the clash of opposites. Give me banter any day of the week.

A good piece of technology dreams of the day when it will be replaced by a newer piece of technology. This is one definition of progress.

The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban white acid folk revivalism crossed with ska.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.