I cry because the future has once again found its sparkle and has grown a million times larger. And I cry because I am ashamed of how badly I have treated the people I love–of how badly I behaved during my own personal Dark Ages–back before I had a future and someone who cared for me from above. It is like today the sky opened up and only now am I allowed to enter

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.