Discussions of generations only go downhill. There's no point in having them.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

I really do force myself to not be fully engaged with all the technology at once, just because I have an addictive personality and I get too into it.

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.

We barely have enough time to figure out who we are and then we become bitter and isolated as we age.

When someone tells you they’ve just bought a house, they might as well tell you they no longer have a personality. You can immediately assume so many things: that they’re locked into jobs they hate; that they’re broke; that they spend every night watching videos; that they’re fifteen pounds overweight; that they no longer listen to new ideas. It’s profoundly depressing.

I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.