Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

O this itch of the ear, that breaks out at the tongue! Were not curiosity so over-busy, detraction would soon be starved to death.

Wits, like drunken men with swords, are apt to draw their steel upon their best acquaintances.

I would like to have a second chance at my first love.

Rogues are prone to find things before they are lost.