Be relentless and then you'll break through.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.

I was always trying to do things to make school fun.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.