There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.