I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

I was always trying to do things to make school fun.

I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.