I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.

It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.