It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.

Be relentless and then you'll break through.

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.