Once-ler! You're making such smogulous smoke - my poor swomee swans, why they can't sing a note! No one can sing who has smog in his throat.

Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say.

If you want to get things you can't buy in a store, you have to do things never thought of before.

ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

And, now, come to this spot Where the spotlight is hot And you'll see in the spotlight A Juggling Jott Who can juggle some stuff You might think he could not... Such as twenty-two question marks, Which is a lot. Also forty-four commas And, also, one dot! That's the kind of Circus McGurkus I've got!

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.