Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

It is better to know how to learn than to know.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

Oh, the things you can find if you don't stay behind!

If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.

I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.