Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.

It's a troublesome world. All the people who are in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not.

A life is a life no matter how small

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

Think! You can think any think that you wish.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.