Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.

You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Kid, you'll move mountains.

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump.

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact.