Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't! An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't.

It's a troublesome world. All the people who are in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not.

Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.

And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether they had one, or not, upon thars.