Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

You have to be odd to be number one.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

A life is a life no matter how small