Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.

Got something new , maybe it'll work before the end of the day if that's ok .

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.