Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind
If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.
Writing for children is murder. A chapter has to be boiled down to a paragraph. Every word has to count.