The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.

You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish. This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.