The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!

Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. Oh! The places you'll go!

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Adults are only obsolete children.