The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!