The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!

Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you!

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. Except when you don't. Because, sometimes, you won't.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.