This book is to be read in bed.

Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

And what would you do if you met a jibboo?

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump.