When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

You have to be a speedy reader 'cause there's so, so much to read!

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke great words of wisdom as he sat there on that chair: "To eat these things," said my uncle, "You must exercise great care. You may swallow down what's solid, but you must spit out the air!" And as you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.

Reading can take you places you have never been before.