If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do

Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.