It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.