All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

I don't really go back over my old shows, but I'll see them occasionally, mostly I want to go back and change things about the character as I look at them.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you

We don't know what we're writing until it just comes out. We don't sit around crunching numbers

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.