I don't see many people with longevity anymore. Everything was harder when I started, and you had to take acting lessons, do theater parts, work on connections and then get lucky. The technology is good, but it's also a hindrance for longevity.

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.

There probably is a lot of music that no one's ever gonna hear. For anyone doing music, just do exactly what it is that makes you want to do it. If you like listening to odd, strange, bizarre noise and that makes you want to create it, do it. Even if everyone around you tells you it's crap or thinks it won't work, someone out there is going to appreciate it.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.