37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime.

Canada is like a nice family living over a biker bar . . . They keep telling the downstairs neighbors to keep down the noise, people are trying to sleep.

I got into acting so that I could meet girls. Pretty girls came later. First, I wanted to start off with someone with two legs, who'd smile at me and look soft.

Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast-feed.

I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.