I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.

I wanted to find my limitations so I decided to do Shylock. And if I fail? I've never been afraid of that. I have other fears - doing bad work knowingly is the worst fear.

The Academy Awards are obscene, dirty . . . no better than a beauty contest.

Canada is like a nice family living over a biker bar . . . They keep telling the downstairs neighbors to keep down the noise, people are trying to sleep.

If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

I think right now television is the best that it’s ever been, and I think that it’s the worst that film has ever been.