I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.

I love acting, and I`m not going to determine what I do based on what I fear other people might think. I do what I want to do.

If there is no direct threat why are we invading?

I hope to God I don't win an Oscar tomorrow night. It would really depress me if I did. I really don't deserve it. It wasn't that important a part anyhow.

There's nothing that I love more than predawn. I'm with the dogs, I make coffee, and there's no one up.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

My wife always says that I will be stuck with this forever: I am the difficult one. With Jack Nicholson they always said it was drugs. Warren Beatty is supposed to have screwed everything that jumped off the curve. I'll tell you, in reality a few of us had as many girls as Warren.