With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

The wall! Your success is on the other side. Can't jump over it or go around it. You know what to do.

But I do believe that there's going to be a time where all movies are going to be made in 3D and it's just going to be a given, and that is going to be an exciting time.

Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!

Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President. But don't forget: I am G.I. Joe.