Youโre not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
Dylan MoranIf you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.
Dylan MoranIt should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
Dylan MoranWow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.
Dylan MoranI have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but when it comes to the Catholic church as an organization I don't have one scintilla of compassion, understanding, anything. I just think they're the most heinous, corrupt, separatingly vile organization that's ever been on the planet.
Dylan Moran