You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.

I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but when it comes to the Catholic church as an organization I don't have one scintilla of compassion, understanding, anything. I just think they're the most heinous, corrupt, separatingly vile organization that's ever been on the planet.