You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
Dylan MoranI'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.
Dylan MoranOne thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
Dylan MoranI'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
Dylan Moran