I've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters.

You look like a horse in a man costume

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

You exaggerate your own reactions.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.