‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

I'll have to look into [Washington] D.C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected to it. It's a super-organism of the American state. But there's also a parallel city in there where normal people live.

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time.

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'