You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.