You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.

I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I start being funny. I don't really do the one-liners and five second bits or whatever. But it's good to work stuff out sometimes.

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me.

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.