I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand how someone deems it necessary if somebody is in power to tear them down - I think that's really crucial. I make a lot of mean jokes about myself; as a theme, suffering seems to me a very interesting thing for comedy, but not the suffering of a particular individual.

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...This is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

You exaggerate your own reactions.