I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.

I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I’ll get a charge out of some fiction writers and poets.

‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!