People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'
Dylan MoranI always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.
Dylan MoranLove in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If youโre young, and youโre romantically in love with somebody, and often if youโve just met somebody, its crazy! Itโs completely overwhelming. You canโt think of anything else. You just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas. And then it mellows, somewhat... to the point where you can barely look at them... without feeling a mild distaste
Dylan MoranI feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.
Dylan Moran