Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.